If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

A Psychological Dark Comedy-Drama by Mary Bronstein

OSCAR NOMINEE BEST ACTRESS SILVER BEAR WINNER

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This film explores the raw reality of modern motherhood, mental health, and the overwhelming pressures of caregiving. Starring Rose Byrne in her Oscar-nominated performance, this psychological journey blends dark comedy with emotional intensity. The film contains mature themes - viewer discretion is advised. Enjoy this A24 masterpiece and share your thoughts!

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Movie Information

Director

Mary Bronstein

Year

2025

Runtime

104 minutes

Language

English

Production

A24

Awards

Silver Bear Winner
Sundance 2025

Stellar Ensemble Cast

Rose Byrne
as Linda
Oscar Nominee - Best Actress
Conan O'Brien
as The Therapist
Dramatic Debut
Danielle Macdonald
as Support Friend
Patti Cake$ Star
Christian Slater
as The Absent Husband
Mr. Robot
A$AP Rocky
as Motel Neighbor
Music & Film Crossover
Delaney Quinn
as The Daughter
Breakout Performance

📖 Film Synopsis

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American psychological dark comedy‑drama written and directed by Mary Bronstein, centering on Linda (played by Rose Byrne), a therapist and overwhelmed mother whose life spirals out of control as she navigates her daughter's chronic illness, a fracturing home situation, and the emotional toll of caregiving.

The film is portrayed with a raw blend of anxiety, bleak humor, and emotional intensity. The ensemble cast features Conan O'Brien in a rare dramatic turn as Linda's therapist, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater as her absent husband, A$AP Rocky as a motel neighbor, and Delaney Quinn as her daughter. Their interactions heighten both the surreal and grounded qualities of this exploration of modern motherhood and systemic pressures.

Premiering at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival and later screening at the Berlin International Film Festival, where Rose Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance, the film was released by A24 to critical acclaim for Byrne's performance and its uncompromising honesty.

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📢 IMPORTANT: Content Advisory

⚠️ This film contains mature themes including:

• Psychological distress and anxiety

• Dark comedic elements

• Emotional intensity and family struggles

• Discussions of chronic illness and caregiving

Recommended for mature audiences only

🎬 Rose Byrne's Oscar-Nominated Performance

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🏆 Academy Awards Recognition

BEST ACTRESS NOMINEE
98th Academy Awards
Rose Byrne

Festival Awards

Silver Bear - Best Leading Performance
(Berlin International Film Festival)
• Sundance Film Festival Premiere

Critical Reception

• A24 Release
• Critically Acclaimed
• Rose Byrne's Career Best Performance

Awards Season

• One of the Year's Most Talked-About Performances
• Intense Awards Season Buzz
• Psychological Drama Breakthrough

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